Historical Strategy Gamer Gifts

"Another miss, sir."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Little league world series of poker.

Putin and Zelensky

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Sweep the board.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Some card-game puns

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Tic-tac-toe

Human Recources Management

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'