Bovine Newsletter Fan Gifts

"Did we really need a company newsletter?"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"You're famous, Angus."

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

The birth of junk mail.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

A cow on a drip.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

A cow with a Brazilian.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Carpet Cows

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

It was an impulse buy.

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Triple Sock Cow

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!