Bovine Newsletter Fan Prints

"Did we really need a company newsletter?"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"You're famous, Angus."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

The birth of junk mail.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

A cow on a drip.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

A cow with a Brazilian.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Carpet Cows

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

It was an impulse buy.

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Triple Sock Cow