Bovine Broadway Stars Gifts

Cow Show Tunes

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"They’re real."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Pull the udder one

Cow writer.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

Broadway Moosical.

"You're famous, Angus."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Moo! OOM!

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Carpet Cows

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

It was an impulse buy.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

COW. JUST COW.

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

Triple Sock Cow

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!