Bovine Bohemians Gifts

Motorherd

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

BOO MOO!

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Who are you?

'Kip paints caves.'

Boho Bribes

'Torville and Cow'.

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

'Be gentle with me!'

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

"He quit his job to pursue his dreams."

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

"Yeah, I'm an IVF baby too, and my sire's registration is CANM2044017 too! We're half brothers!"

"The buck stops here. You called?"

"Here's my business plan for the Jazz Store. I think we should just fake the budget, improvise the marketing, and make up the long-range goals as we go along."

Udder Horns.

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

"I knew the artist when he was just deluding himself."

Wow, a dairy farmer! Mine is a hobby farmer, so he doesn't care how much milk I produce: I'm more like a pet to him...

You are never further than 2.6 yards away from a cow.

Lifes a bitch & then you tie dye

Are you copying my 'moves'?

Hay-loes

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

'Guess who!'

"I want you to cut down on the salt lick!"

'For some reason, I've never been able to bring myself to part with Elsie here.'