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"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"Do you do these in sheep?"

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'