Bourbon Appreciator Gifts

Surreal ale

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

Drunken Dis-orderly

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'He's going to need more bourbon.'

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Look...a friendly face.

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Perpetual Motion.

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

Deadpan Delivery.

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

'Bourbon, rocks.'

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

'With just a soupçon of argon.'

"I'm sorry, but we don't serve women here."

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

"Three Wild Turkeys."