Boundary Nimbler Gifts

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

My boat

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"You let people walk all over you."

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

"What part of this don't you understand?"

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Foodie Bank

Learning to say 'no'

"To bat that stupid rolled-up sock around all morning or not to bat the stupid sock around, that is the question."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'

Venn Diatribe

"It's okay, It's a shhhushhh...kebab"