Bought A New Tv Gifts

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"They grow up so fast."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Television Readers.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Love is when you watch television together.

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'