Bottle Swapper Pillows

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Quick swig first?"

Recycling bottle bank.

Wino Appreciation Group

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Bottle tossing

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

Submarine

'I'm coping.'

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

'Mom, it's doing it again'

Amateurs de vin...

'I think sugar substitutes are fattening. Have you noticed that people who use them are usually overweight?'

"I'm sorry, he's not here right now, but I could get one of his socks for you."

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

"This is so much better than book club."

Mr. Maynard, had you heard that Sean Hannity is coming to the Civic Auditorium? Naturally. I have two tickets to his speech. Would you like to join me? Would you like me to join you? Of course. That's why I asked. Good, then my ticket will be free. Well played, stingy entrepreneur. You're kind to notice.

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

"The firm of Reynolds and Reynolds cannot legally change your 'colors' from 'autumn' to 'spring.'"

"Welcome Gentlemen, to the screwtop focus group..."

'Doing fine, thanks. I've narrowed it down to one of these.'

"Oh, boy. It's been a "week". . . Maybe the neighbors will think I had a party or something."

You wearing one of your sister's dresses again?