Bottle Swiper Pillows

Amateurs de vin...

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Turtle Hat

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"Quick swig first?"

Wino Appreciation Group

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Bottle tossing

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

Submarine

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

Big smart phone and small tablet.

We're looking for a few greedy people.

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

"I'm in the mood to swipe left on everything."

"Do you recall how my eHarmony profile said I love to hike? Well, I lied."

Wine charmer

'Doing fine, thanks. I've narrowed it down to one of these.'

"Welcome Gentlemen, to the screwtop focus group..."