Bottle Buddy Pillows

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I know it's gassy...'

Bike Rides

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

A giant glass of red wine

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Next Round Indicator

Wanna talk about it?

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

'It's for you.'

Pelobong