Bottle Buddy Pillows

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'I know it's gassy...'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Bike Rides

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Wanna talk about it?

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Next Round Indicator

A giant glass of red wine

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

Pelobong