Boston Bruins Supporter Gifts

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The Leafs win the Cup!

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Gareth Bale

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Coach Prime Cleans House

Football Blockers.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."