Boston Bruins Supporter Gifts

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Coach Prime Cleans House

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Football Blockers.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'