Bored Kids Wrangler Prints

"Okay - we need to find something for you kids to do this summer..."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"Where's your nose?"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.