Toy Wrangler Prints

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

High Riders of the Old West

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Where's your nose?"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'