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"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

The First Martian Dog.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'm so good at this!"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Where's your nose?"

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'