Preschool Wrangler Prints

"I understand you're famous for your tantrums."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"I'm so good at this!"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"Where's your nose?"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Parenting Business Deals

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'