Unruly Kids Wrangler Prints

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"I'm so good at this!"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Where's your nose?"

'Beware of teething baby.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Parenting Business Deals

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!