Bored Kids Wrangler Gifts

"Okay - we need to find something for you kids to do this summer..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"I'm so good at this!"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"Where's your nose?"

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."