Border Bouncer T-Shirts

Illegal immigration...crossing the border.

'Here's an opportunity: Ride a donkey into Mexico, become a citizen, and then sneek back across the border and get a job.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Inhospitality tent.

After party at the spill club.

You have had enough

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Club insecurity.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"That's an old photo."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Bouncer.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'