Boot Eccentric Pillows

Fishing for boots.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Newt sale

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Going down?'

How Platypuses Are Born

A Macaroni in 1773

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

'Remember. . . they can smell fear.'

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

I'm not sure what's worse, that cows have moved up the food chain, or that Eddie was wearing my boots!

Benjamin Britten.

"I use Miu Miu purple leather boots for my motivation."

"I love Italian boots."

"It's our summer holiday home."

'Look son, it's daddy.'

'There used to be an old army camp here.'

What if Wellington boots were see through...

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Of course, they're made for walking...and yes, that is what they do. But didn't you, in fact Mrs. Rosenthal, tell your husband, 'One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you?'

'You'll just have to make do until I can find your boot size.'

"With respect, Your Majesty's involvement with the Yahoo Bootlovers Group is not conducive to the cohesion of the Empire."

'You're in luck. I think we have a pair of boots that size. I'll see if I can find them.'

"Why would a gorgeous young thing like you wanna look fifty, darling?"

101 uses of a dead cat: shoulder pads

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

Boot sale