Boot Eccentric Mugs

Fishing for boots.

'But I digress...'

Newt sale

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

How Platypuses Are Born

A Macaroni in 1773

'Going down?'

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

'Remember. . . they can smell fear.'

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

Benjamin Britten.

"I use Miu Miu purple leather boots for my motivation."

"I love Italian boots."

"It's our summer holiday home."

I'm not sure what's worse, that cows have moved up the food chain, or that Eddie was wearing my boots!

'Look son, it's daddy.'

"Why would a gorgeous young thing like you wanna look fifty, darling?"

'You'll just have to make do until I can find your boot size.'

'There used to be an old army camp here.'

"With respect, Your Majesty's involvement with the Yahoo Bootlovers Group is not conducive to the cohesion of the Empire."

'You're in luck. I think we have a pair of boots that size. I'll see if I can find them.'

Of course, they're made for walking...and yes, that is what they do. But didn't you, in fact Mrs. Rosenthal, tell your husband, 'One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you?'

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

What if Wellington boots were see through...

101 uses of a dead cat: shoulder pads

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