Boot Catchers Club Gifts

Boots fall off.

"They're comfortable."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Too much club."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Our giant sale now on!'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Trying on boots

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"You didn't shake out your boot."

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

Dog in basket

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

Miracle mirror

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

"It's gonna be tough trying to fill your pa's boots, Jake."

Shoot, that's right – that's the chest where I kept all those left boots.

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

Poor Easter Bunny with sign: 'Put all my eggs in one basket'.

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

"These boots were made for drinking."

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots