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"Oh, we don't worry about the kids moving back in with us. We didn't leave a forwarding address."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

Boomerang cow.

Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

When boomerangs argue.

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Boomerang fetching

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat all those dumb vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

"Your dad sure worries a lot."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'You look down, son. You wanna rock about it?'

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Smart dog

Child reading book: Understanding Your Parents' Behavior.

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

Smacking Machine.

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

"He's just going to throw you out again you know."

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"By our estimates, it's going to take two villages to raise Joey."

Boomerang Birthdays: Many Happy Returns.

"Don't sweat it. That's Little League—your dad comes, you choke."

'...may your union be blessed with children...and for those of us who believe in ATTACHMENT PARENTING, could they please do so now!'