Boomerang Parent Counselors Mugs

"Oh, we don't worry about the kids moving back in with us. We didn't leave a forwarding address."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

Boomerang cow.

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat all those dumb vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

When boomerangs argue.

Boomerang fetching

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Your dad sure worries a lot."

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'You look down, son. You wanna rock about it?'

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Smart dog

Child reading book: Understanding Your Parents' Behavior.

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

Smacking Machine.

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"He's just going to throw you out again you know."

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"By our estimates, it's going to take two villages to raise Joey."

Boomerang Birthdays: Many Happy Returns.

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

"Don't sweat it. That's Little League—your dad comes, you choke."