Boomerang Parents T-Shirts

"Sorry we have to leave, but it is 8:30 and our 28 year old is home alone..."

Boomerang cow.

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Tired of fetching?'

Midterm election s results

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Fetch the Boomerang

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

When boomerangs argue.

Boomerang fetching

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Developing the boomerang.

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

'So you're back.'

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

'The Australians are having problems today.'

Smart dog

'It doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl as long as it'll make enough money for a good retirement home for us!'

Aging Boomers live longer.

"Hey, my boomerang came back!"

Birthday boomerang

"So, you're saying that you went out that night but came back almost straight away?"