Bookwork Gifts

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Copycats

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Burning the midnight oil.

Can do...No can do

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Storm in the out tray

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Here and There Trays