Bookish Monk Pillows

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Computer literate Monk

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"Do you have any why-to books?"

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

Stephane Mallarme

No Connection.

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

Monk on PC.