Bookish Thinker Pillows

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Reading in the family.

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

John Galsworthy

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Theory of Gravity

"Do you have any why-to books?"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

William Blake.

(The really ugly duckling)

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

Edna O'Brien

'Camilo José Cela'