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Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

Computer literate Monk

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

"Do you have any why-to books?"

Gracebook.

Sports Day at the Monastery

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

Saul Bellow

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Stephane Mallarme

No Connection.

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."