Bookish Hammock Lover Gifts

Hammock resting on books.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Meet The Author"

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Taking it easy

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Problem Solving

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Learn yourself English.