Bookish Hammock Lover Pillows

Hammock resting on books.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Meet The Author"

Reading my Critics

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Taking it easy

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Problem Solving

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"There goes our early night."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'