Bookish Dodge Pillows

"He writes all the time - OK, so it's mostly in the margins of library books. . ."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

Note Book

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Branson space shot

Academics at the Beach

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

Pathology.

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Bookmobile.

Book shop

"School is loverly this time of year."

Nonviolent Clue.

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

"Shh, too much racket."

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

"I decided to self-publish."

Coffee Table eBooks.

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

"Who said 'I love the sea'?"

You have the right to remain silent

Book Burp

'He knows every trick in the book. Ironic really as he has never read one in his life!'