Bookish Deceiver Pillows

"Feel free to ask me anything, dear - I'm an open book."

Audio Books

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Note Book

Marcel Proust

Reading in the family.

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Stephen King

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

William Blake.

Pathology.

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Edna O'Brien

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Nonviolent Clue.

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"How do I load this book into my computer?"

In too deep

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"Have you seen my toothbrush dearest?"

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

What's that? It's my second published book. It's called "The Official Biography of Rudy Park, the Loser Who Allegedly Works at My Local Café and Spends All His Free Time Doing Nothing on the Internet." It's just a bunch of empty pages. I know. Very meta, right?

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