Bookish Deceiver Pillows

Audio Books

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Note Book

Reading in the family.

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

William Blake.

Pathology.

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Nonviolent Clue.

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Edna O'Brien

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

In too deep

"She's always got her nose in a book."

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

"How do I load this book into my computer?"

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"Have you seen my toothbrush dearest?"

Man uses a television to hold up his book.