Bookish Mechanic Pillows

Bookmobile.

Audio Books

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Building Books.

Sensitivity Reader

William Blake.

I like a good whodunit.

Pathology.

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'I bark, therefore I am.'

'Camilo José Cela'

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"School is loverly this time of year."

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

"She's always got her nose in a book."

In too deep

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"How do I load this book into my computer?"

"Have you seen my toothbrush dearest?"

"Shh, too much racket."

"I decided to self-publish."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

Man uses a television to hold up his book.