Bookish Mechanic Gifts

Bookmobile.

Audio Books

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Building Books.

Sensitivity Reader

Saul Bellow

Pathology.

I like a good whodunit.

William Blake.

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'I bark, therefore I am.'

'Camilo José Cela'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"School is loverly this time of year."

"How do I load this book into my computer?"

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"Shh, too much racket."

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

"Have you seen my toothbrush dearest?"

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

In too deep

"I decided to self-publish."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

What's that? It's my second published book. It's called "The Official Biography of Rudy Park, the Loser Who Allegedly Works at My Local Café and Spends All His Free Time Doing Nothing on the Internet." It's just a bunch of empty pages. I know. Very meta, right?