Bookish Mathematician Pillows

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Audio Books

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Marcel Proust

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Reading in the family.

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"Do you have any why-to books?"

I like a good whodunit.

William Blake.

Saul Bellow

Pathology.

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

Bookmobile.

Stephane Mallarme

Edna O'Brien

'Camilo José Cela'

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

Updated Classic: Treasury Island

"Shh, too much racket."