Bookish Scientist Pillows

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Audio Books

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

The Farmer Sutra.

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Theory of Gravity

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"Do you have any why-to books?"

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

Pathology.

(The really ugly duckling)

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

William Blake.

"Can I come with you? I need a grant."

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'Camilo José Cela'

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Stephane Mallarme

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.