Bookish Doctor Pillows

Pathology.

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Hard to follow...'

Cook in the cookery section.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Note Book

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Book Worm

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

Meet The Ghostwriter

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

Larry's Literary Market.

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

I like a good whodunit.

"Books about unicorns? Fantasy section. Next to the biographies of honest politicians."

William Blake.

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

Eat, Pray, Love Hot Dogs