Bookish Doctor Mugs

Pathology.

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Hard to follow...'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Cook in the cookery section.

Note Book

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Book Worm

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

N't. Dear, we're commas. Get down here before you get hurt.

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

Meet The Ghostwriter

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Larry's Literary Market.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

I like a good whodunit.

"Books about unicorns? Fantasy section. Next to the biographies of honest politicians."

William Blake.

Saul Bellow

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

"School is loverly this time of year."

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."