Bookish Therapist Mugs

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Marcel Proust

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Reading in the family.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

John Galsworthy

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'What are you doing whining to me about your terrible childhood? Write it all down, you idiot. You've got a bestseller there.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

William Blake.

Open Book Therapy

Pathology.

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Fairy narratives

Edna O'Brien

"School is loverly this time of year."

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.