"He writes all the time - OK, so it's mostly in the margins of library books. . ."
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'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'
"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.
Note Book
Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.
"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."
Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."
Branson space shot
Academics at the Beach
Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode
The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark
Saul Bellow
"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"
Pathology.
'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'
"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."
Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.
Nonviolent Clue.
Bookmobile.
"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."
Book shop
"School is loverly this time of year."
"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."
"I decided to self-publish."
"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"
"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"
"Shh, too much racket."
"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."
Coffee Table eBooks.
'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'
"Feel free to ask me anything, dear - I'm an open book."
You have the right to remain silent
Book Burp
"Who said 'I love the sea'?"
'He learnt it all from a book - 'Play Like Boris Becker'.'
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