Bookend Artisan Gifts

"How many books can I fit between these bookends?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Dog Bookends

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Printing Room

Cheesemaker

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"Kip paints caves."

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

Pottery Sale

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

Now at the Farmers' Market

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Magician's Bookcase.

'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

Welding - the search for meaning begins.

Glass Production

"I had a bit of a quiet day, so I sculpted you in butter."