Bookend Artisan Pillows

"How many books can I fit between these bookends?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Dog Bookends

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"Kip paints caves."

Cheesemaker

Printing Room

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

Pottery Sale

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

Now at the Farmers' Market

Magician's Bookcase.

'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Welding - the search for meaning begins.

Glass Production

"I had a bit of a quiet day, so I sculpted you in butter."

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock