Bookbinder Pillows

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

The Frog Prince

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Addicted to reading

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Reading

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Author book signing 'Wimpy Kid Diary'!

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Beware of chesire dog.

"No, I'm the tortoise with the hair."

Here's Waldo

"Hmmm?!"

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

Plagiarism

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

Mr. Rabbit