Bookbinder Pillows

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

The Frog Prince

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Addicted to reading

Reading

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"No, I'm the tortoise with the hair."

Beware of chesire dog.

Here's Waldo

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"Hmmm?!"

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

Mr. Rabbit

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."