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Library

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"You're going to hate yourself."

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Gen-Next Library

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

J. R. R. Tolkien

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.