Library Lovers' Day T-Shirts

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Do your research!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Bring out yer books!'

Two Generations of Readers

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Catalogue of little books.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Library

'Ask your computer.'

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'