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Memoirs

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

Gen-Next Library

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The Beard in the Stone

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.