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Memoirs

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Don Quixote

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The World's Biggest Book Club

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."