Book Jacket Connoisseur Gifts

"Phil, I'd like you to meet Brian. Brian will be posing for the picture jacket of your new novel."

Victor Hugo

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Reading my Critics

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"There goes our early night."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Book market

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

3:00 pm - Meet the author

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

D. H. Lawrence